Phase One Complete

**jawn_tech** · #1 (**permalink**) 04-29-2008, 12:40 PM

As ctabuk has mentioned, I've been involved in a diabolical plan to control the known universe. I have since joined forces with ctabuk and started our own army of clones.

Phase one was to dominate the immediate galaxy, the first step being WebProNews.

I'm pleased to announce Phase One is complete. We've taken control of the WPN media stream. We have soldiers working inside even now as we speak.

Here is some footage of our first attempt to take over.

http://www.designertrade.com/employe...domination.wmv

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Dubbya · #2 (**permalink**) 04-29-2008, 12:52 PM

That was terrifying!

What's step two?

**jawn_tech** · #3 (**permalink**) 04-29-2008, 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dubbya

That was terrifying!

What's step two?

Uh oh. I guess I'm not much of a planner, per se. I seem to have gotten into this without a step two in mind.

**ctabuk** · #4 (**permalink**) 04-30-2008, 03:17 AM

Watch this space

NO not this one

This one

MarcieZoob · #5 (**permalink**) 04-30-2008, 07:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jawn_tech

Uh oh. I guess I'm not much of a planner, per se. I seem to have gotten into this without a step two in mind.

I like jawn_tech but now I feel he is hurling us into eternal doom... Nice going, my friend.

**jawn_tech** · #6 (**permalink**) 05-01-2008, 02:16 AM

Every great fiendish plan has a rocky beginning.

Look at the Titanic.

Er, wait. No that had a bad ending....

Well, hoped you liked the video anyway.

kgun · #7 (**permalink**) 05-01-2008, 01:37 PM

Or is it Boris Johnson?

Livingstone, Johnson Face London Voters in Tight Race (Update2)

Former comedian can win the race as London's next major.

Dubbya · #8 (**permalink**) 05-01-2008, 02:44 PM

Uh... what????

**jawn_tech** · #9 (**permalink**) 05-01-2008, 02:52 PM

LOL!

I think it might have been a thread mixup...

kgun · #10 (**permalink**) 05-01-2008, 03:00 PM

May be. I noted the age of the links, but the story on our news today told so:

"Tidligere Engelsk komiker" = Former English comedian (was the term used).

They even told that people in England used this slogan:

"Ikke velg en klovn som neste borgermester" = Don't let a clown be elected as the next major.

I think this: Back Boris for Mayor of London is his site. Nothing surprises me when England is involved

May be I did not get the name correct. Nevertheless, that was the story.

ctabuk should know the correct story.

What does this

Paul Merton, Comedian
Boris Johnson the Messiah? (laughs) You know what, I think you're probably right. Yeah, Boris will save us all. Come on Boris, do us a miracle. How about turning fish into cheese?

Boris Johnson MP, Baffled
Well I don't think that's quite within my powers as a Member of Parliament, but I er... I'll certainly see what I can do.

from the 2004 thread tell you?

With this new

http://www.aref-adib.com/archives/gherkin.jpg

landmark London will be the new financial center of the world.

Martinscholes · #11 (**permalink**) 05-02-2008, 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jawn_tech

As ctabuk has mentioned, I've been involved in a diabolical plan to control the known universe. I have since joined forces with ctabuk and started our own army of clones.

Phase one was to dominate the immediate galaxy, the first step being WebProNews.

I'm pleased to announce Phase One is complete. We've taken control of the WPN media stream. We have soldiers working inside even now as we speak.

Here is some footage of our first attempt to take over.

http://www.designertrade.com/employe...domination.wmv

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Unplayable with stinkin' Mozilla Firefox!

Martinscholes · #12 (**permalink**) 05-02-2008, 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kgun

May be. I noted the age of the links, but the story on our news today told so:

"Tidligere Engelsk komiker" = Former English comedian (was the term used).

They even told that people in England used this slogan:

"Ikke velg en klovn som neste borgermester" = Don't let a clown be elected as the next major.

I think this: Back Boris for Mayor of London is his site. Nothing surprises me when England is involved

May be I did not get the name correct. Nevertheless, that was the story.

ctabuk should know the correct story.

What does this

Paul Merton, Comedian
Boris Johnson the Messiah? (laughs) You know what, I think you're probably right. Yeah, Boris will save us all. Come on Boris, do us a miracle. How about turning fish into cheese?

Boris Johnson MP, Baffled
Well I don't think that's quite within my powers as a Member of Parliament, but I er... I'll certainly see what I can do.

from the 2004 thread tell you?

With this new

http://www.aref-adib.com/archives/gherkin.jpg

landmark London will be the new financial center of the world.

Ken Livingstone was a clown. And is no longer mayor of London.

Thats News: This just in. Boris Johnson now officially declared new Mayor of London

**jawn_tech** · #13 (**permalink**) 05-02-2008, 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Martinscholes

Unplayable with stinkin' Mozilla Firefox!

A wmv file isn't playing in your browser? I only use FF meself... playing fine here. Try saving the file (if you want) - right click > Save Link As ... it's only 1.3 MB.

I'm still waiting (and ducking) for when Mike comes to smack me upside the head

deepsand · #14 (**permalink**) 05-03-2008, 08:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jawn_tech

As ctabuk has mentioned, I've been involved in a diabolical plan to control the known universe. I have since joined forces with ctabuk and started our own army of clones.

Phase one was to dominate the immediate galaxy, the first step being WebProNews.

I'm pleased to announce Phase One is complete. We've taken control of the WPN media stream. We have soldiers working inside even now as we speak.

Here is some footage of our first attempt to take over.

http://www.designertrade.com/employe...domination.wmv

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

"An internal application error has occurred."

Doesn't work on FF here either; will try another platform.

deepsand · #15 (**permalink**) 05-03-2008, 08:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jawn_tech

A wmv file isn't playing in your browser? I only use FF meself... playing fine here. Try saving the file (if you want) - right click > Save Link As ... it's only 1.3 MB.

I'm still waiting (and ducking) for when Mike comes to smack me upside the head

Hence the advice to "get Mikey to do it!"

Martinscholes · #16 (**permalink**) 05-03-2008, 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jawn_tech

A wmv file isn't playing in your browser? I only use FF meself... playing fine here. Try saving the file (if you want) - right click > Save Link As ... it's only 1.3 MB.

I'm still waiting (and ducking) for when Mike comes to smack me upside the head

Thanks. That worked.

Martinscholes · #17 (**permalink**) 05-03-2008, 12:18 PM

The problem with Ken was that he allowed friends to rip off the government of London for £millions£, then he allowed homophobic and anti-women clerics to address official gatherings, and so on.

He was a clown. But not a very appealing one...

activeco · #18 (**permalink**) 05-03-2008, 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by deepsand

"An internal application error has occurred."

Doesn't work on FF here either; will try another platform.

mplayerplug-in may help.