Special Day for CrankyDave

**mjtaylor** · #1 (**permalink**) 09-04-2007, 10:20 AM

And Many Happy Returns,

MJ

**ctabuk** · #2 (**permalink**) 09-04-2007, 11:10 AM

Yes - one of the finest SEO guys on the planet celebrates his One Hundred and Fifth Birthday.

Crankydave started out life in Chicago in 1902. Al Capone was one of his Uncles.

In his early ninties he pinched some good looking guys pic and added it as his mugshot here at WPW.

Despite his great age CD still pole vaults everyday over a 20 foot wall. One day the guard dogs will catch him.

CD bought the copywrite to the name Google in 1973 and sold it to a guy named Larry Page for $450 million part of the deal was that CD would be given personal updates on Goog everyday thereafter.

He also played with the Rock Band Chicago and sang on their great hit
25 or six to four. But his version was never released as he was too smashed at the time and got the numbers mixed up.

Happy Birthday CD

**dharrison** · #3 (**permalink**) 09-04-2007, 01:00 PM

Happy birthday CD

So whats the damage (I mean age?)

Have a nice one.

Deb

**crankydave** · #4 (**permalink**) 09-04-2007, 01:20 PM

LOL! Thank you all very much!

Deb...

I'm $39.95 plus shipping and handling.

Dave

**mjtaylor** · #5 (**permalink**) 09-05-2007, 01:29 AM

Just in from my favorite astrologist,
Rob Brezsny had to share it:

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): When big egos bluster and bounce off the
walls, you're a master at cleaning up the messes. When glory hogs get
careless about the details, you're good at patching up the resulting holes.
And when people with stunted emotional intelligence try to assert their
control-freak fantasies without acknowledging anyone's feelings, you can
be the savior who steps in to prevent full-blown chaos from breaking out.
I admire these skills of yours, Virgo, and I hope that you invoke them if
necessary in the coming week. But I also want to make sure you know
that you've been granted a poetic license to have a bigger ego than
usual, and to flirt with being a benevolent glory hog, and to maybe even
play around lightheartedly with your own control-freak fantasies.

Perfect!

Feydakin · #6 (**permalink**) 09-05-2007, 01:59 PM

I would have called yesterday but I figured you were recovering from birthday sex..

Clicken · #7 (**permalink**) 09-06-2007, 11:48 AM

Sorry I missed the party CRANKY!... I suppose the green jello jiggly fish are all gone ?:

We’ll toast anyway, to the day of your increased value!

Umm, while we are at it, Mjtaylor is part of the mod squad now :clappinghands: so we can make more toast. CONGRATULATIONS!

CHEERS!

**crankydave** · #8 (**permalink**) 09-06-2007, 12:05 PM

Thanks Fey! LOL...

Ahhhh Clicken, you know I'd be saving a Lime Jello Jiggly Fish just for you!

Thank you!

Dave

kgun · #9 (**permalink**) 09-06-2007, 01:06 PM

Special Day for CrankyDave

So the day after he is still Crank again?

Greetings, even if it is too late.

**crankydave** · #10 (**permalink**) 09-06-2007, 01:24 PM

Never too late kgun... Thank you!

Dave

Clicken · #11 (**permalink**) 09-06-2007, 02:07 PM

That jiggly will look good in a red-orange sunrise… and I must say, you don’t look a bit over $29.99! I meant that in a good way, not that you look cheap… to prove my intentions are good, I have brought a joke for you.! (hope you haven't heard it)

Three Beggers… Courtesy of thebartend .com

There are three beggars begging on Wall Street.

The first beggar wrote "Beggar" on his broken cup. He received $10.00 after one day.

The next day, the second beggar wrote "Beggar.com" on his cup. After one day, he received hundreds of thousands of dollars and an offer to float an IPO on NASDAQ.

The following day, the third beggar wrote "e-Beg" on his cup. Microsoft, IBM, and HP sent corporate vice-presidents to talk to him about strategic alliances and offered him free hardware consultancy. In addition, it was reported on CNBC that e-Beg uses 95% Oracle technology and that I2 announced the launch of BegTradeMatrix, a b2b industry portal offering supply chain integration in the beggar community.

<smile>

**crankydave** · #12 (**permalink**) 09-06-2007, 02:18 PM

LOL! Clicken Thank you again!

Thank you for the compliment. BTW... I think I may have *forgot* to mention it's priority overnight shipping and hazardous material handling.

Still younger than ctab

Dave

**wige** · #13 (**permalink**) 09-06-2007, 06:40 PM

Well, happy belated special day. I knew I should drop by the breakroom more often.

**crankydave** · #14 (**permalink**) 09-06-2007, 07:34 PM

Thank you wige!

Dave