Just for fun, since SEO research said the fourth most searched for Thanksgiving phrase was "thanksgiving poem," I wrote one, quickly and without paying any real attention to any of the form. Enjoy, you bad poetry buffs:

Turkey Day

Oh Turkey Day, you make me
So fat and happy
So sleepy and sluggish and full

On Turkey Day
No one minds
The barking spiders
The whole notes of
Satisfaction’s
Trumpeted call

Oh Turkey Day, you take the
Cake and eat it
Too, while football fans are dozing

On Turkey Day
No one cares
About undone waistlines
The yeast rolls of
Auntie Fattie’s
Favorite sprawl

Turkey Day, I love you
Almost most of all

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