Comparisons
Taoism: Sh*t happens.
Agnosticism: I don't know if sh*t happens.
Confucianism: Confucius say, “Sh*t happens.”
Calvinism: Sh*t happens because you don't work hard enough.
Buddhism: If sh*t happens, it really isn't sh*t.
7th Day Adventist: No sh*t on Saturdays.
Zen: What is the sound of sh*t happening?
Hedonism: There is nothing like a good sh*t happening.
Hinduism: This sh*t happened before.
Mormonism: This sh*t is going to happen again.
Islam: If sh*t happens, it is the will of Allah.
Moonies: Only happy sh*t really happens.
Stoicism: This sh*t is good for me.
Protestantism: Let the sh*t happen to someone else.
Catholicism: Sh*t happens because you deserve it.
Hare Krishna: Sh*t happens, rama rama.
Judaism: Why does this sh*t always happen to US?
Zoroastrianism: Sh*t happens half the time.
Christian Science: Sh*t is in your mind.
Atheism: No sh*t.
Existentialism: What is sh*t, anyway?
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this sh*t.
Psychic: Erase this sh*t.
Jehovah's witness: Knock knock, sh*t happens.
TV Evangelism: Send more sh*t and smile.
New Age: You are completely sh*t free here and now.
Integral Bunch: Include & transcend this sh*t.
Jedi Knights: May the sh*t be with you!
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