Here they are, your nominees for the Dumbass Award, September 2006:

• CNN Anchor Kyra Phillips - left her mic on while she went to the bathroom!
  
• Tom Cruise - trying to apologize to Shields and repair dumbass comments too late!
  
• U.S. President George W. Bush - automatic nomination for winning August 2006 Dumbass Award.
  
• Polygamist Warren Jeffs - on the FBI 10 Most Wanted List and he gets caught by local police in Nevada for driving on expired license plate tags!
  
• Donald Rumsfeld - stirring up the fear and hate mongering rhetoric once again to justify failed policies and actions.
  
• Harry Morton - this dumbass billionaire could have anything and almost anyone he wants and he chooses Lindsay Lohan?
  
• Republican Party - failure to seize opportunities and hold party members accountable.
  
• Democratic Party - failure to unify.

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W. R. Mineo

Had to go with G Dub Shrub. He makes the rest of these guys look like Einstien.

Phillips: Everybody pees. So what?
Cruise: Any men in here who've never been in a similar situation?
Jeffs: Some of the most famous wanted men in US history have been caught for small infractions. Eh, it was a good run...
Rumsfeld: Now this doofus definitely gets my vote for runnner-up. Is it '08 yet?
Morton: Granted, he could have made a better choice, but at least this guy knows redheads are where it's at...
Republicans & Democrats: If you've not grown accustomed to this level of stupidity yet, you will soon.

Good feedback on the nominees; thanks! ;)

As far as Philips is concerned, yes everyone goes pee (very famous book by a similar name btw) but what I found amusing was leaving her mic on and the comments she made :D

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W. R. Mineo