Try this Web 2.0 Bullsh*t Generator™.

Will somebody use it as a key word generator? Read more on building Your Own Web 2.0 Application Using Fluff and Hot Air

There you can read about "The Seven Elements of a Successful Web 2.0 Application" and "The Seven Facets of Highly Effective Promotion".

And if you build a new web 2.0 site, you must validate it with the Web 2.0 validator (beta version ~2.7183)

And last but not least, use The George Castanza Philosophy of Work

1. "Never walk down the hall without a document in your hands."

2. "Use computers to look busy".

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10. "MOST IMPORTANTLY: DON'T forward this to your boss by mistake!!!"

"It's ironic. I was just thinking to myself that I will never publish an Aprils Fools joke for my company. Never.

You run the risk of clients / audience taking it literally and putting dents in an otherwise healthy relationship.

You should probably stamp it "WARNING: JOKE!" at the top somewhere".

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Kjell Gunnar Bleivik:: Financial information at your fingertips
Learn object oriented programming where it started

LMAO!

Dude, that rules! If I hit the button enough times, I'll be as full of crap as Molly Holzschlag or Jeffrey Zeldman.

Beautiful. Simply beautiful.

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Toronto Web Design | Search Engine Friendly, Standards-Compliant Layouts | Walk on my Path (my blog)

Ohhhh!, Could we add to that list!

LOL
Ken