Originally Posted by dharrison

I read this one a couple of days ago and thought it appropriate for this forum:



A helicopter was flying around above Seattle when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft’s electronic navigation and communications equipment.

Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter’s position. The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, and held up a handwritten sign that said “Where am I?” in large letters. People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held it in a building window. Their sign said “You are in a Helicopter.”

The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely. After they were on the ground, the copilot asked the pilot how he had done it.

“I knew it had to be the Microsoft Building, because they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer.”


Sorry if you have heard it before but I LMAO even after reading it for the umpteenth time!

Originally Posted by thehappysmoker

A dyslexic walks into a bra.......

Originally Posted by ctabuk

OOUCH! Have you been buying back issues of the Beano?

If you want old jokes, lets do a classic.

Airplane - Catain to Passengers - Sorry every one, just had engine failure in number one engine - no need for alarm, Allow an extra hour on your Journey

- Captain to Passengers 'Sorry about this, but number two's gone now, but we are ok - allow another two hours please.

- Captain to Passengers 'Well we are having fun today, you won't believe whats happened, well you might! Ha Ha - Number 3's gone what a nuisance (British Pilot - we don't panic - stiff upper lip and all that) anyway passengers, allow another 5 hours, we've got plenty of fuel left.

And this little Irish Guy turns to the passenger next to him and say's - actually you've probably guessed, so I thought I'd drag it out a bit - anyway the little guy said 'Crikey, if number 4 packs up, we'll be up here all day!