IT Version of Life After Marriage (Female Edition)
IT Version of Life After Marriage
(Female Edition)
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0
to Husband 1.0
and noticed a slow down in the overall performance,
particularly in the flower and jewellery
applications that had operated flawlessly
under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0
uninstalled many other valuable programs,
such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5,
but installed undesirable programs
such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0.
And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and
Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail!!
What can I do?
Desperate.
Answer from Technical:
Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind,
Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package,
while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Try to enter the command:
C:/I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and
download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0.
If all works as designed,
Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0,
or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create Snoring Loudly. WAV files.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0
or reinstall another Boyfriend program.
These are not supported applications
and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program,
but it does have a limited memory
and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software
to improve memory and performance.
I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and
Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck,
Tech Support
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