I WON I WON I WON!!!!

ADAM Web Design · #1 (**permalink**) 07-07-2005, 03:18 PM

Oh, glorious, happy spammy day!

I got the most wonderful email today:

Quote:

PRIDE LOTTERY.ORG
220 RIVONIA ROAD,
KWAZULU NATAL,SOUTH AFRICA
CONGRATULATIONS!....

FROM: PROMOTIONS MANAGER,
INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT,
REF: ZAR/39224059/2005.
BATCH: 15/435070/CK/KKP

ATTENTION :THE OWNER OF THIS EMAIL ADDRESS

RE/ AWARD NOTIFICATION; FINAL NOTICE

This is to inform you of the release of the E-MAIL LOTTERY BALLOT INTERNATIONAL/ WORLD GAMING
BOARD held on the 30TH JUNE , 2005.Due to the mix up of numbers,the results were
released on the 1ST OF JULY, 2005. Your e-mail address attached to REF NUMBER:ZAR/39224059/2005. under
agent BATACH NUMBER: 15/435070/CK/KKP which subsequently won you the lottery in the 3rd category.

You have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of RANDS 30,000,000.00 in cash
in cheque drawn in your favour as beneficiary and covered with HIGH INSURANCE POLICY.

Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep your winning information confidential until
your claims has been processed and your money remitted to you. This is part of our security protocol to avoid
double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program by some participants.

All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from only Microsoft users from
over 20,000.00 companies and 3,000,000 individual email addresses and names from all over the world.
To begin your lottery claim, please contact our agent below that have been appointed for the processing of
your claim with the email address below:

CONTACT NAME: David Morret
CITY/ COUNTRY:SOUTH AFRICA,DURBAN.
TEL:+27-73-571-4831
FAX: +27-11-507-6091
Email:claims_department001@indiatimes.com
Note that all winning must be claimed not later than 10days of receiving this notification. After this date
all unclaimed, funds will be included in the next stake. Please note in order to avoid unnecessary delays and
complications please remember to quote yourREF NUMBER AND AGENT BATACH NUMBER in all correspondence.Furthermore,
should there be any change of address do inform our agent as soon as possible.

Congratulations once more from our members of staff and thank you for being part of our promotional program.
Note: Anybody under the age of 18 is automatically disqualified.

Yours faithfully,
Mrs. Mary Boule
EMAIL:clearification@webmail.co.za
==============================================
Any breach of confidentiality on the part of the winners will result to disqualification.
This E-mail message (including attachments, if any) is intended for the use of the individual or entity to
which it is addressed and may contain Information that is privileged, proprietary, confidential and exempted
from disclosure.

If you are not the intended recipient, you are notified that any dissemination, distribution or copying of this
communication is strictly prohibited.

It's amazing. Out of all of the Microsoft users in the world, from 20,000.00 companies (I guess there are partial companies somewhere), they picked mine! Mine!

I can't wait to receive my fraudulent cheque or send them money upfront to claim my prize. And to make this even more incredible, it's the fifth straight day I've gotten an email like this!

So...everyone vote on the poll and tell me how I should spend my newfound winnings, okay? I mean, this has to be legit. They selected my EMAIL ADDRESS, dammit! There's no way this is a scam.

**crankydave** · #2 (**permalink**) 07-07-2005, 03:29 PM

ROLF!

If it were 10 minutes with Paris that'd be a whole different story. Gotta have a gold doggie!

Dave

jdiben · #3 (**permalink**) 07-07-2005, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by ADAMWebDesign

Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep your winning information confidential until
your claims has been processed and your money remitted to you.

You violated their rules by telling us. Now you might not get the money.

paulhiles · #4 (**permalink**) 07-07-2005, 03:57 PM

What's an "AGENT BATACH NUMBER"?

Anyway congrats to you sir!

Must make a pleasant change from helping stash millions of pounds in gold bullion from fleeing African nationals! ;o)

esiegel · #5 (**permalink**) 07-07-2005, 04:20 PM

I would have picked the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders...

greeneagle · #6 (**permalink**) 07-07-2005, 04:26 PM

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"5 minutes of quality time discussing nuclear quantum physics with Paris Hilton "

Been there, done that!

Ken

webhost1 · #7 (**permalink**) 07-07-2005, 04:30 PM

Hey way to go Adam. You must be doing something right.

globalhostinggroup · #8 (**permalink**) 07-07-2005, 04:33 PM

you know in another place i have placed some of the money i have wone by now i should easly be a trilloniar making me the richest man in the world so i will share some of my imagnation money and get you your whole list and double your time with Paris Hilton and through in the gold car to go with the doggie

greeneagle · #9 (**permalink**) 07-07-2005, 05:07 PM

That would be plural; "doggies"

1 - Rottweiler @85lbs - "Moose" aka: "Big Boy"
1 - Registered Boxer @90lbs - "Rocky" aka: "Bad Boy"
1 - Hound @80lbs - "Zeke" - aka: "Sneakers"
1 - Bull Mastiff @190lbs - "Taz" - aka: "Monster"

Here's the family portrait of "The Boys":

http://www.mountaineagleweb.com/Sidebar/The%20Boys.jpg

LOL

I win!

Ken

webhost1 · #10 (**permalink**) 07-07-2005, 05:27 PM

The one on the far left is one that walks by every day. Comes with a human to help keep away other humans. Tried to take a body part off today when I stopped the human to chat. Will know next time to not be to close. Nice looking doggies.

Oh I also forgot to vote, will do now.

ADAM Web Design · #11 (**permalink**) 07-07-2005, 10:56 PM

Wow...I didn't think blackjack and hookers would be such a popular choice. Guess you guys really like 21, eh?

I'm now considering investing my imaginary money in oceanfront property in Idaho. Someone approached me today with a wonderful offer, and I'm very seriously considering it. What do you guys think?

webhost1 · #12 (**permalink**) 07-07-2005, 11:41 PM

Hey that would be great. You can have beach parties. Skinny on the weekend.

I have a great uncle who said he would be glad to sell the swamp land he has that could turn into gold once the casino is put on it. Told me to tell you to give him a call. 044-1-234-5647887

**brian.mark** · #13 (**permalink**) 07-08-2005, 12:33 AM

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Originally Posted by greeneagle

That would be plural; "doggies"

1 - Rottweiler @85lbs - "Moose" aka: "Big Boy"
1 - Registered Boxer @90lbs - "Rocky" aka: "Bad Boy"
1 - Hound @80lbs - "Zeke" - aka: "Sneakers"
1 - Bull Mastiff @190lbs - "Taz" - aka: "Monster"

Here's the family portrait of "The Boys":

http://www.mountaineagleweb.com/Sidebar/The%20Boys.jpg

LOL

I win!

Ken

I don't think that our dog and yours would get along too well.

I think yours would think mine was a snack. The other one (didn't find a small picture of him) could be a snack. He's been naughty tonight.

Brian.

webhost1 · #14 (**permalink**) 07-08-2005, 12:42 AM

Is it right that an animal usually looks like their owner? OR is it the other way around?

**brian.mark** · #15 (**permalink**) 07-08-2005, 12:44 AM

You'll find out soon enough.

Brian.

greeneagle · #16 (**permalink**) 07-08-2005, 12:51 AM

"Monster" weighs within a few lbs of what I do (190, 6'4"). I have seen him swallow several bones whole. It is kind of intimidating having that beast around. Some nights it sounds like the "Hounds of Baskerville" around here.

The boys (3-uncut) have developed a pack mentality from sentry through 2nd line enforcer. The spiked collars are to protect them from each other "in their morning dance" and other play, as well as to protect them from other preditors, in the countryside here.

Ken

webhost1 · #17 (**permalink**) 07-08-2005, 12:53 AM

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Originally Posted by brian.mark

You'll find out soon enough.

Brian.

Hmmmm? If I posted my dogs on here you would never know what to think. I have had about 4 dogs and each one was totally different than the last one. Right now I have a jack russell. She drives me crazy when I walk around the house on some days. She knows all I going to do is go to the kitchen to get a drink of water and come back to the office. Does she stay. NO Follows me around like a little puppy dog. :)

**ctabuk** · #18 (**permalink**) 07-08-2005, 05:00 AM

Don't get put off taking on Greeneagle because he is 6'4" 190 llbs - he's a midget compared to his brother!
Besides with Adams money you can all get minders

webhost1 · #19 (**permalink**) 07-08-2005, 07:29 AM

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Originally Posted by ctabuk

Don't get put off taking on Greeneagle because he is 6'4" 190 llbs - he's a midget compared to his brother!
Besides with Adams money you can all get minders

What does that make us? Ants

KeithO · #20 (**permalink**) 07-08-2005, 12:31 PM

I say you buy FOX and turn it into the Family Guy/American Dad/Simpsons/Futurama channel.

Feel free to show a basketball or football game occasionally.