Things Men Can Do At Wal-Mart While Their Wives Are Shopping

esiegel · #1 (**permalink**) 03-03-2005, 11:53 AM

Things Men Can Do At Wal-Mart While Their Wives Are Shopping...
Put boxes of condoms in people's carts when they aren't looking.

Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.

Say to an employee in an official tone, "Code 3 in housewares" and see what happens.

Ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

Set up a tent in the camping department.

When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry.

Look into a security camera and use it as a mirror to pick your nose.

While handling guns in the hunting department, ask where the anti-depressants are.

In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "Pick Me! Pick Me!

When they make an announcement, scream "No! No! It's those voices again!"

Go into the fitting room, shut the door and then yell, "There's no toilet paper in here!"

MarcieZoob · #2 (**permalink**) 03-03-2005, 02:10 PM

I see you found some new hobbies while you were on vacation... :)

Clicken · #3 (**permalink**) 03-03-2005, 02:55 PM

You guys get all the fun!... So, why do you guys grumble so much about going?

Ed, Have you ask them for a smock so you can pass out smiley stickers!?

**JMuncy** · #4 (**permalink**) 03-03-2005, 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by esiegel

Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.

I have done this once before, well it wasn't alarm clocks though... they were kitchen timers.

eightfifteen · #5 (**permalink**) 03-03-2005, 05:58 PM

The "May I help you" move I like to use is to see how many TV's can be controlled by a single remote.

You would be amazed at how fast a salesperson will come over and ask if they can help you. This also works at Sears, Best Buy, etc.

Nogard · #6 (**permalink**) 03-03-2005, 10:23 PM

I go with her. I might see something that _I_ want, before she spends aLL the money.

**ctabuk** · #7 (**permalink**) 03-04-2005, 06:47 AM

Try 'Do you keep playing cards' when they say Yes - tell them to do some work
Or In a big record shop ask if the have a copy of Strangers in the Night - when they say yes, accuse them of over stocking.
Nogard and the Dragon, Hell that is ancient, it was a cult TV thing for kids way back in the 60's or maybe even the 50's - CS Lewis ??? Or was it a book? Someone please help out here.