The Tragedy
Prime Minister Jean Cretien is visiting an elementary
school and he drops in on one of the classes. They are
in the middle of a discussion related to words and
their meanings. The teacher asks the Prime Minister if
he would like to lead the discussion on the word
"tragedy".
So the illustrious leader asks the class for an
example of a "tragedy". One little boy stands up and
offers: "If my best friend,who lives on a farm, is
playing in the field and a runaway tractor comes
along and knocks him dead, that would be a tragedy.
"No," says the Prime Minister," dhat would be a
accident." A little girl raises her hand: "If a
school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff,
killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy."
"I'm afraid not," explains the exalted leader.
"Dhat's what we would call a great loss."
The room goes silent. No other children volunteer.
Prime Minister Jean Chretien searches the room.
"Isn't there someone here who can give me a example of
a tragedy?"
Finally at the back of the room a small boy raises
his hand. In a quiet voice he says: "If a jet carrying
the Prime Minister of Canada across Western Canada
were struck by a missile and blown to smithereens,
that would be a tragedy."
"Fantastic!" exclaims Chretien, "Dhat's right. And
can you tell me why that would be tragedy?"
"Well," says the boy, "because it sure wouldn't be a
great loss and it probably wouldn't be an accident
either."
Narasinha, everbody, I just found the '
(put your favourite "highest praise possible" word in here)' compression utility on 'webattack' -
http://www.zipgenius.it/intweb/index.asp
"ZipGenius is a powerful zip tool suite that offers a variety of features. It offers support for more than 20 different compression formats, including 7zip, ZIP64 and many others. It supports drag and drop, 5 compression levels, full customization and integration in Windows Explorer. The program also comes with a built in FTP client that allows to download and upload files from within the software. The signature features allows you to add your signature and contact information to any zip file you create. ZipGenius also supports the creation of self-extracting exe files, complete with custom setup launch and icon. This very complete and unique tool package also comes with additional features like encryption, scanner support (acquire pictures and zip them into files), backup, statistics, download time calculator, disk spanning, file export, support for OpenOffice and more. ZipGenius can also interact with your Pocket PC device. Very nice!"
I'm not kidding, I test a lot of good software, but this is good. It 'reads' every file type I've ever seen except 'Iso', you can make it auto start HTML presentations, it integrates with your anti-virus and scans both in and out, ...way more way more stuff. It is freeware, completely 'clean' of any malware, blah blah..
It is
about 9 Mb, and the connection I had was maxing at 25kb per/sec. The support looks phenomenal.
It is 'beta', and I've only done a couple so far, jv16 + aida32 + WinRAR + autostart multimedia presentation builder would be an equivelant type of value - maybe.
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