DNA experiments gone wrong.

**jawn_tech** · #1 (**permalink**) 11-30-2004, 11:50 PM

IEntry has recently been exposed as a cover for a secret underground scientific defense lab that has been conducting DNA experiments and genetic manipulation. Cloning and crossing species of humans and beasts has been one of the concentrations of the experiments to create a super powerful army of mutants. The unknowing have had their DNA sampled, and unfortunately, some of the mutants rebelled from their purpose, and escaped to try to live in society, in anonymity. Some have come forward to tell their story.

Here is their proof. This experiment was taken from the DNA of wenwilder, mikmik, globalhostinggroup, and greeneagle.

wenwilder · #2 (**permalink**) 12-01-2004, 12:07 AM

I was thinking about changing the color of my hair but pink?
Maybe blue or purple, never pink.
Now I know what it would look.

I have to say though, the nose makes the face.
You can't tell me it would be hard to live in society un-noticed with a face like that?

Kellare · #3 (**permalink**) 12-01-2004, 12:27 AM

rofl, I'd love to know how much alcohol was needed to successfully mix those 4 ;)

ldyguique · #4 (**permalink**) 12-01-2004, 02:02 AM

Hmmmm . . .remembering some genetic terms, I went looking for XXX, XXY, and XYY chromosome abnormalities. Actually, they're not THAT abnormal, or at least all that rare.

But, it's likely that mixing the DNS of three purported-to-be males with one female would produce the XYY Syndrome. The good news is that an XYY is almost always infertile (therefore cannot reproduce) and the bad news is that testosterone injections are likely to be necessary to balance the individual -- and allow facial hair to grow (so, it's evident that our new mutant has had injections).

You don't want to hear about the undersized gonads. Makes most grown men cry.

**ctabuk** · #5 (**permalink**) 12-01-2004, 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kellare

rofl, I'd love to know how much alcohol was needed to successfully mix those 4 ;)

Hi Kellare, Wenwilder is tt, greeneagle likes to climb very high trees, so if any one of the four was high, it was he

Clicken · #6 (**permalink**) 12-01-2004, 02:24 PM

GADZOOKS!

Okay guys, stop hurting me! I'm gonna tell! My sides and my mouth are in suveeeerre danger. misterscreenjeans is going to cut me OFF! He said that if I spurt onto this screen just one more time... he will take it away from me. Yeah, he said more than that and it wasn't as nice.

This being reminds me of this guy/gal/?... It was pacing back and forth. It appeared to be in deep thought. Pace over here, stop, turn and back to there,stop, turn. As I got closer (daring aren't I)... As I got closer, yes I got closer again,... As it stopped over here, It said... "What did I come over here for?"

*_-

greeneagle · #7 (**permalink**) 12-01-2004, 05:27 PM

Did anyone see where Incrediblehelp/jawn_tech/MarcieZoob went?

Ken

wenwilder · #8 (**permalink**) 12-01-2004, 05:31 PM

Great picture Ken! There are truly some creative 'characters' running around here. ;)

greeneagle · #9 (**permalink**) 12-02-2004, 01:56 AM

Thanks Wen, Once in a while.. You gotta take a break... Maybe I can even "mess" with myself next! - Simply "Fireworks".

LOL
Ken

**jawn_tech** · #10 (**permalink**) 12-02-2004, 02:48 AM

rofl...

It's amazing how my DNA was passed along to this creature that inherited my face -- and muscles.

The following is evidence of a mutant created from the DNA of ctabuk and ldyguique

greeneagle · #11 (**permalink**) 12-02-2004, 02:53 AM

jawn_tech

I don't know about that choice in pink pants though!

Ken

**jawn_tech** · #12 (**permalink**) 12-02-2004, 02:55 AM

Well ya know, some of us have less options because we have to shop at the men's big and built store...lol

greeneagle · #13 (**permalink**) 12-02-2004, 02:59 AM

Ahhh come jawn_tech,

I am 6'4" and 200 lbs and my brother is 6'9" weighing in at 270 - solid muscle, works out several days a week and I have never known him to shop in the "Montrose" area!

LOL
Ken

**ctabuk** · #14 (**permalink**) 12-02-2004, 04:51 AM

Let me start by saying that Greeneagle has always been my hero on this forum (Just in case!)

My DNA, well actually my ugly mush will be on forum shortly, so you will just have to wait and see!

greeneagle · #15 (**permalink**) 12-02-2004, 11:07 AM

ctabuk,

We can't take pot shots at you without your mug shot up!

Ken

greeneagle · #16 (**permalink**) 12-02-2004, 01:34 PM

I found what's left of MikMik and Clicken. They are harvesting a radical new form of DNA on a farm in Southwest Texas near the border. At least they seem happy!

Ken

globalhostinggroup · #17 (**permalink**) 12-02-2004, 01:41 PM

my turn

MarcieZoob · #18 (**permalink**) 12-03-2004, 07:33 AM

GreenEagle + Pamela Anderson + Tommy Lee = Not the half of Pam that GreenEagle had hoped for!

Clicken · #19 (**permalink**) 12-03-2004, 02:10 PM

OKAY, Guys I'm warning you!

I have learned not to drink when I come into this thread. But the distractions are still too much for misterscreenjeans'... 'professional' attitude.

I think mikmik is maad cuz I won't let him drive!

GHG, your'e probably better off just waiting for your turn. Enjoy the wait.

BTW Ken, love the 'Do'! *_-

Clicken · #20 (**permalink**) 12-03-2004, 02:44 PM

HEY! HOW DO YOU STOP THIS CRAZY THING?

greeneagle · #21 (**permalink**) 12-03-2004, 06:27 PM

Greeneagle1 this is Greeneagle2
We have redefined "HollyWierd"
I thought you said this thing was contained to the lab!
How many of us are we?
Do you have it contained yet?

Ken

greeneagle · #22 (**permalink**) 12-04-2004, 11:39 AM

Hello Greeneagle2, this is Greeneagle1
Failure analysis revealed that the DNA Cryogenic Cooler Blew up and spattered DNA everywhere.
There was a small fissure in the ceiling from the explosion, which resulted in a structural breech.
We have contained the leak and cleaned up the lab.
We’re at Biohazard Level 5 again.
Mike flew in from Headquarters with plans for a DNA-Decombobulator.
Ohhh, he’s messed up! He got tangled with “Purgatory’s" DNA.
Fortunately, she was a one time contributor, so we had a very small sampling of her DNA – He retains full cognizance! – Thank god.
We are building a prototype DNA Decombobulator as we speak.
Making good progress here… It would probably go faster if it weren’t for his frequent restroom breaks!
If you have Southwest Texas and California wrapped up, I need you to swing by here, and drop off any road kill you find on the way… I’m starving and I just can’t take a break. Mike is craving a Big Mac, help him out, would you?
After swinging by here, I need you to go to Arkansas, we’ve had a couple “Sightings” up there too.
We are getting kind of worried, haven’t heard from the other agents yet. “Global” tried to tie up and we lost him!
If this thing works we will need to pull everyone in. We have got to find everyone out there!
Mountaineagle1 over and out..

Ken

greeneagle · #23 (**permalink**) 12-05-2004, 02:08 PM

Clicken,

T this point in this thread; I highly recommend Frank Zappa's "Mr. Green Genes" here:

Eat your greens
Don't forget your beans & celery
Don't forget to bring
Your fake I.D.
Eat a bunch of these
MAGNIFICIENT
With saurekraut
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM -
Saurekraut!
Eat a grape, a fig
A crumpete too ...
You'll pump 'em right through
Doo-wee-ooo

Eat your shoes
Don't forget the strings
And sox
Even eat the box
Your bought 'em in
You can eat the truck
That brought 'em in
Garbage truck
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMouldy
Garbage truck
Eat the truck & driver
And his gloves
NUTRITIOUSNESS
DELICIOUSNESS
WORTHLESSNESS

A "Classic" in my warped mind! No one wants to drink and read this thread.
LOL
Ken

greeneagle · #24 (**permalink**) 12-07-2004, 09:37 AM

Seems to me that the "Breakroom" has been way too serious lately.

No one want's to play!

Dr. Toy was quoted on TV this morning's local news expressing the same sentiment.

No wonder Zanax prescriptions fly off the shelf in the "free world".

Maybe "Stoic" is the word I am looking for..

Sometimes "eating garbage" is good for the soul - constructive wastes of time (if there such a thing) or do we hone our creative and graphics skills in the mean time? - Much better and more i