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Old 11-02-2003, 12:07 AM
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Default Jello and EEG

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Originally Posted by wenwilder
I'm posting this today so you should get it today, unless tomorrows today is yesterday, in which case you'll get it next week like everything else you should of gotten yesterday.
(mental note: increase her dosage of Prozac first thing Monday)

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Well ya'll know that jello has the same EEG as the human brain, right? If ya don't, it does, isn't that sad? ;) Well, in my way of thinking, if Jello has our brain pattern then it must think - or else we don't and I don't buy that, at least not yet.
Hmmm... I'm not sure who gave you this information, Wen, but I assure you that Jello has no EEG at all (in fact, even some human beings don't show any EEG - although most of them are politicians or basketball players). Now, I am open to the possibility that it is theoretically possible that this may vary on a geographical basis (e.g., Nebrasqua, Arkansas), but I am highly sceptical of that possibility (well, okay... except for Newfoundland).

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My problem with Jello is, if it thinks then why won't it tell me what flavor it is? Orange tastes like orange, the fake orange, but orange all the same. Cherry takes like......cherry, I think. And strawberry tastes like.......cherry. It's that whole, everything tastes like chicken concept only with Jello.
Are you telling us they sell chicken flavored Jello in Nebrasqua? Yikes!

Seriously, dudette... you have GOT to lay off the cough syrup... I mean it... we're worried about you...
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