06-03-2004, 10:30 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Edmonton, AB, Canada
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wen wrote
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They must have owned a Compaq ;)
Sorry, that wasn't nice :p
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Ya, you left out 'eMachines' ROTFL ;-]
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venividi,
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Hold your hand out as a beggar, put the mouse on your palm and, yes, now move your hand up and down and from left to right in front of the screen ....
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I would pay good money to see that, haha! A classic moment, I'm sure :o)
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For pedstersplanet and 'crazy salesman' wclew':
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Q. How do you know a blonde has been using a computer?
A. There is whiteout all over the screen.
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You've Got Mail
A woman was in her front yard, moving her lawnmower when her atractive blonde neighbour came out of his house and went straight to the mailbox. He opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house. A little while later, he came out and again he checked his mailbox and angrily stormed back into his house. As the woman was getting ready to mow the lawn...he came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and slammed it closed. Puzzled by his actions the woman asked hin "Is something wrong?". To which he replied, "There certainly is!.......
My stupid computer keeps saying "YOU'VE GOT MAIL!"
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Computer-jokes.net
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JUST FOUND!
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Most of these stories are true. Some happened to me personally. Some happened to friends of mine. Some are considered urban legends, but even most of these are more likely to have happened in some form or another than not. Skeptics look at such stories and doubt their truth. But reason, common sense, and experience tell me that if you sit someone who isn't computer literate (even a smart someone) down in front of a computer, you're bound to accrue anecdotes no less outrageous than these. You'd be surprised.
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Computer Stupidities
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An man purchased a laptop from me. He called about a week later and said that it would no longer boot up. He brought it in, and I discovered that sixteen nicely drilled holes were in the bottom of the case. I asked him about it, and he said the machine was too hot sitting on his lap, so he had drilled these "air holes."
"Could that be the problem?" he asked
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