With a really straight face and serious mien, what would you like to talk about in relation to said devices?

From my own point of view, I cannot see the purpose of bidets. I know that they aren't very popular in the UK (hence my own view, I suppose), though in continental Europe they are much more so.

<It should be interesting to see how many nanoseconds this thread can remain sensible - Please. If you are going to contribute keep it sensible and go to the 'Puns' thread if you can't control yourselves.

Let's just see if ONE thread can stay sensible given the subject material involved...>

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