Minstrel wrote:

"Is this, per chance, Aussie for "I really admire your sense of humour"?

Wondering, in Ottawa"

vfaulkener said something like quirrels can't go backwards. slerriuqs! (but yes your humour is always welcome Minstrel & I hope it's intact when Canada plays in the Rugby World Cup- poor buggers had to play the All black in their first game)

There is greater biomass of insects under the ground than biomass of animals above the ground.
Chocolate fish can't swim.
Goldfish aren't made of gold.
The tooth fairy doesn't have a bank account.
Certain prodestant sects object to sex because it may lead to dancing.
Spiderman hates mosquitoes
Little Miss Muffett is guilty of war crimes against the Kurds
All the King's horses and all the King's men had egg sandwiches
The gap between Hel- and lo is a fifth
Modern politics is a figment of our imagination (nightmares).
Adam came first and Eve won't get over it.
On the eigth day god created the Holden (Only Aus made car)
Give peace a chance was stolen from a pea farmer
Francis Bacon (induction /deduction)was a pedophile
The Pilgrim fathers suffered from cold, expecially in Salem.
(hotdog)Sausages come in packs of 10 while buns come in packs of 8.
There are no Bush fires in Australia
NZ was raised from the ocean by ancient fishermen
Sadam backwards almost says mad ass
Babies are smacked on the bottom at birth so that a certain anatomic part will fall off the useless ones
When feminists use a man to paper the walls it depends on how thinly they cut him.
'Arselicker' is in our official lexicon (see Macquarie Dictionary)due to our PM's relationship with the While House
Michael

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