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Originally Posted by spherica
You seem like you have all the facts, can you answer these questions.
1. If superman could stop a speeding bullet, why did he always duck when someone threw a gun at him.
2. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends?....individually.
3. If you pull the wings off a fly, would it be called a walk?
4. Why are they called apartments, they are all in the same building together, thus being attachments.
5. If a funeral is held at night, would they drive with the lights off?
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1. Superman ducks to give the villian a false sense of security before completely kicking his postierer.
2. Barbie is highly narcissistic, would you want to be around her without getting paid?
3. If you pull the wings off a fly I believe you get a 'fall' Reference The Land Before Time - Petry(sp):".....'I flied' 'No, you falled.'" ;)
4. Because calling them COMpartments sounds to much like a glove box?
And 5. I have no idea! Anyone have a good answer for this one? :)