You seem like you have all the facts, can you answer these questions.

If superman could stop a speeding bullet, why did he always duck when someone threw a gun at him.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends?....individually.

If you pull the wings off a fly, would it be called a walk?

Why are they called apartments, they are all in the same building together, thus being attachments.

If a funeral is held at night, would they drive would the lights off?