Rapunzel
Once upon a time there lived a pretty princess with long tresses of finest gold. Entrapped in a fortified towering tower by her dastardly witch of a fairy godmother, Rapunzel could only drool at all the hot manly princes as they tried to woo her to no avail. Many princes learned they could climb the tower by getting her to let down her hair (Talk about a hair lowering ordeal). Alas this soon became too much for her hair and eventually gave out on her. Soon she stopped having bad hair days.
An interview with the last prince tells us what happened.
Interviewer:
So what happened that day?
The hospital patient formerly known as Prince:
I got up to the towering tower to meet her. But then the most unfortunate thing happened.
Interviewer:
Do tell.
The hospital patient formerly known as Prince:
I shouted, "Rapunzel, Rapunzel, Let down your golden hair!" And she did, so I clibed half way and suddenly I found myself falling. Next thing I knew I was in the hospital.
Interviewer:
Wow. That's awful. Did you ever find out what exactly happened?
The hospital patient formerly known as Prince:
Well it seems that the hair I was climbing was actualy a wig and it gave way.
Moral of the story 1: What kind of a man are you if you pull a pretty girl's hair?
Moral of the story 2: Cheap adhesives are no excuse for bad hair days.
Moral of the story 3: You kidding me? Is there a moral to these kind of stories?
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