Top Ten Signs You Should Get A Divorce
Your brother-in-law is your brother.
Your sister-in-law is your brother.
Your wife claims she has no brothers or sisters.
She walks in the door, smiling.
She wants to dance, naked, and call it an experiment.
She wants to talk, intimately, and explain what a woman really needs.
She kisses you on the forehead.
She tells you to cut your toenails.
She has to go to Walmart.
She threatens to take your tools away!
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