Once a pun a time...
A husband and wife had a human cannonball act in the circus.
One day the wife ran off with the lion tamer. The husband was extremely dejected.
The strong man asked him what he was going to do.
The husband answered, "I don't know! This is a disaster! Where am I going to find another woman of her caliber?"
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A noted biologist, who had been studying little green frogs in a swamp, was stumped. The frog population, despite efforts at predator control, was declining at an alarming rate.
A chemist at a nearby college came up with a solution: The frogs, due to a chemical change in the swamp water, simply couldn't stay coupled long enough to reproduce successfully.
The chemist then brewed up a new adhesive to assist the frogs' togetherness, in which the critical ingredient turned out to be one part sodium.
It seems the little green frogs needed some monosodium glue to mate.
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