I hope other peole post some jokes they like, I am almost out!
But, here goes, another oldie:

A man is going up to bed one night and hears his son praying. He stops to listen. His son says, "God, protect mommy, protect daddie, protect grandma, grandpa uh-uh." Dad shakes his head, happy his son is praying, goes to bed.
The next morning at breakfast, there is a shriek from upstairs, grandma is hysterical that grandpa is dead! It turns out to be so, and arraingments are made.
That night, on his way to bed, dad again overhears his son praying, "God bless mommy, god bless daddy, grandma uhuh".
The man shakes his head and just goes to bed.
The next morning at breakfast, grandma isn't there so they go to investigate. She is dead!!
That night, now a visibly shaken dad hears his son praying again, "God bless momma, daddy uhuh".
The man is freaking, he decides not to go to sleep. He stays up, and at 5:00 am starts trying to get a hold of his doctor. Just to be on the safe side, he leaves the house and waits outside his doctors office until it opens, and then begs to see his doctor. He gets in, and the doctor checks out the frantic dad, and reports that all is fine, his BP and heart and everything are perfectly normal. He heaves a sigh of relief and as he is leaving, he feels compelled to phone his wife and explain all is normal, and he will be home immediately.
She says to him, "Where did you go? You better get home quick, the milkman is dead on the porch!"

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