Dubbya is nasty! Excellent jokes by all, I just perused the thread.

Okay, my mind is blank, so here' a johny joke.

A door to door salesman knock at a place one morning. A ten year old kid answers the door, holding a half empty quart of rye, and a cigar.
The salesman, momentarily taken aback, recovers quickly and says, "Hi, young man. Are your parents home?"

Little john replies as he flicks his cigar ash onto the carpet, "What the f*** do you think?"

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