Re: Da Joke Thread...
Oh!!! You know her! Must have been my trip to North Bay. The leafs suck, I am a Montreal fan. They have only lost 2 of 3 to Sundin et al.
Best games, every time.
How small is Timmons? I have heard of it, it is well known, but think google maps has it? This is not right.
Hah, it might help if i spelled the famous place correctly. Timmins.
But no. this happened in Alberta. I was driving one other time, and picked up a 'hiker'. It was minus twenty here, and she looked like she had been waiting for quite a few minutes in the wind, as well.
I let her in, and she was just thankful to be warm. I was going in her direction anyway, and I was happy to drive with her.
SUDDENLY!!!!
I blew a tire. I had to open trunk, get out jack, my hands were already frozen. I went back into my car, and audaciously put my hands between her legs. She repelled at this, said, "WTF do you think you are doing?"
I said my hands were frozen and I had to get the feeling back into them so I could remove the lugnuts.
I went out again, got the lug bar and removed one of four lugnuts. Now my hands were dead. I got back in and put my hands between her legs to warm them. She immediately got hostile and said, "Hands cold again??? Aren't your ears cold yet?"
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