Re: Da Joke Thread...
Did you know that Superman was a virgin??
Well one day he was chatting to Spiderman and asked 'Hey, spidey, I ain't been laid, who do I need to see here in heroland?
'Wonderwomen' we've all had her.
'Hi Hulk, is Wonderwoman as good as they say?'
'You mean you ain't been there yet!! Wow - you are missing out.
That was good enough for Superman - so he flew off in search of WonderWomen.
He found her lying naked in a field rolling about.
'Jeepers, she's so horny she's doing it on her own !! If I use my cryptonite powers I can go in a hyperspeed - lose my virginity and she'll never know it was my first time'
Down he flew.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!" screamed Wonder Woman "What was that??"
"I don't know, but my arse hurts"
said the Invisible Man
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