Try this
Web 2.0 Bullsh*t Generator™.
Will somebody use it as a key word generator? Read more on
building Your Own Web 2.0 Application Using Fluff and Hot Air
There you can read about "The Seven Elements of a Successful Web 2.0 Application" and "The Seven Facets of Highly Effective Promotion".
And if you build a new web 2.0 site, you must validate it with the
Web 2.0 validator (beta version ~2.7183)
And last but not least, use
The George Castanza Philosophy of Work
1. "Never walk down the hall without a document in your hands."
2. "Use computers to look busy".
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10. "MOST IMPORTANTLY: DON'T forward this to your boss by mistake!!!"
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It's ironic. I was just thinking to myself that I will never publish an Aprils Fools joke for my company. Never.
You run the risk of clients / audience taking it literally and putting dents in an otherwise healthy relationship.
You should probably stamp it "WARNING: JOKE!" at the top somewhere".