Ah ducks. That reminds me..
A duck walks into a pharmacy and asked the guy behind the counter if he sells beer.
The guy behind the counter informs the duck that they don't sell beer, but there's a pub down the street, and gives the duck directions.
The next day, the duck comes back and asks the guy in the pharmacy if he sells beer, again.
The pharmacy guy tells the duck that he doesn't sell beer, and also that if he comes in asking about beer again he's going to nail the ducks foot to the floor.
The next day, the duck comes back to the pharmacy and asks if the guy has any nails.
The guy behind the counter says no.
So the duck asks: "Do you have any beer?"
MrLeN
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