A man walks into a bar and says 'ouch!'
That's my all time fav.
As for animal jokes,
How about:
Once upon a time somewhere in the north pole, there was a young polarbear cub. He went into his iglu and asked “Mummy am I a black bear or brown bear?”
His mum replied, “No you're neither of those you are a polar bear.”
A bit later the young polar bear goes back in and asks ”Mummy am I a mountain bear or a grizzly bear”
“I’ve already told you, you are a polar bear, now go and play." She replies sharply.
A little while later the polar bear cub comes back and says ”Mummy are you absolutely certain that i’m not a koala bear or maybe a panda bear?”
“NO!" His mother shouts. "You are 100% a polar bear, why on earth do you keep asking me?”
“Cos i’m f**king freezing!!!!!”
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