Funny Story
This might get pulled, but it's worth it!
It's old stuff
Many years ago London Zoo had the famous Guy the Gorilla and one day this little timid guy was walking past his cage and he bashfully waved at Guy, and Guy waved back. So he did a little jump and guess what? So did Guy. So he ran up and down doing monkey impressions, and by now a crowd had gathered to watch as Guy duly obliged and copied the little guy. The little guy looked up at Guy and said 'Gee this has been fun' and winked at Guy.
Guy went ballistic, he wrenched open the bars of his cage and dragged the little guy in and beat the living daylights out of him. The keepers had to rifle dart Guy to get him to stop.
About a week later the Head warden visited the little guy in hospital and asked what had happened. He was just able to talk after a week of treatment.
When the warden heard the full story he said 'Oh No, you befriended him, and then paid him the worst insult in Gorilla language, you winked at him, Gorillas only wink on rare occassions and it means (and I've cleaned this up, I can tell you!) F off you useless peice of ***** (trying pulling that).
So the little guy spent another six months in hospital - well I told you he had the crap knocked out of him, concentrate on the joke!
Now, he goes back to London Zoo and walks up to Guy the Gorilla and places a big bag on the floor. He opened it and took out a trench coat. Guy looked bemused as he did not have one, so the little guy passed Guy another coat from the bag and gave it to Guy. Guy put it on. The little guy then took out a huge hunting knife from the bag and waved it in the air. Guy was taken aback as he was not allowed to play with knives - so the little guy took another one from the bag and passed it to Guy, who waved it about. The little guy then took something out of his bag and turned his back on Guy, he then swiveled around and showed Guy a huge Savoy Sausage which was protruding from you know where! He took the knife and chopped the sausage in half.
Guy looked bemused once more and gave him a nice big wink.
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