DCrux, your post intrinsically has a scalable, robust, easy-to-use infrastructure that will enable you to become a leader in the industry and continue to adapt to global paradigms.
I have forwarded your informative article to the Junior Vice-President of Executive Operations, and we have mutually concluded that your exceptional performance and dedication to your job will lead to at least one nomination for Employee of the Fiscal Year. If you win, you will be entitled to an expired $5 gift certificate at Chuck E. Cheese and a frisbee with the BSCo logo imprinted upon it.
Oh, and could you possibly stay an extra few minutes until approximately 1 o'clock in the morning? We really need some extra help on the Newman account. Connie's sick again, but we won't fire her because she did show up for 3 days this year.
And that's MY Swingline stapler. I brought it from home!
Okay, all kidding aside, I'm getting more and more sick of the corporate jargon. It's nothing more than a superficial coating over a house of sand most of the time.
Great post!
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