Everyone have a very happy holiday season!
Here is an online interactive card...
http://holidays.blastcomm.com/

Here is what a computer should say...lol!
http://www.cse.unsw.edu.au/~geoffo/humour/flattery.html
Just type in your first name, then click 'ok' after each system pop up. (Your name isn't stored, it's just used for the session.)

Hope you enjoy!