Love it but this sort of posting should come with some sort of disclaimer - perhaps:-

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Those of you with an overwhelming fear of the unknown will be gratified to learn that there is no hidden message revealed by reading this warning backwards, so just ignore that Alert Notice from Microsoft. However, by pouring a complete circle of salt around yourself and your computer you can ensure that no harm befalls you and your pets. If you have viewed this posting in error, please add some nutmeg and egg whites, whisk and place in a warm oven for 40 minutes.

;-) Steve
www.curioshop.co.uk