I'm really glad that I stumbled across this topic... if I hadn't just think of what 'big brother' would have me doing today! As I write this (dawning my new hat of truth or
AFDB) Only I went a little creative... There is
no hard evidence that the beanie works any better than the stylish hat that I'm wearing ;) I can already think more clearly (but this buzzing noise is really annoying)
What Is An AFDB?
An Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie (AFDB) is a type of headwear that can shield your brain from most electromagnetic psychotronic mind control carriers. AFDBs are inexpensive (even free if you don't mind scrounging for thrown-out aluminium foil) and can be constructed by anyone with at least the dexterity of a chimp (maybe bonobo). This cheap and unobtrusive form of mind control protection offers real security to the masses. Not only do they protect against incoming signals, but they also block most forms of brain scanning and mind reading, keeping the secrets in your head truly secret. AFDBs are safe and operate automatically. All you do is make it and wear it and you're good to go! Plus, AFDBs are stylish and comfortable.
What are you waiting for?
Make one today!
Now that I can see through the BS and that Microsoft is
evil I switched to Linux and found out that I need yet another program to keep those dirty little men out of my head! Please read on...
MindGuard is a program for Amiga and Linux computers that protects your mind by actively jamming and/or scrambling psychotronic mind-control signals and removing harmful engrammic pollutants from your brain. It also has the ability to scan for and decipher into English specific signals so you can see exactly Who wants to control you and what They are trying to make you think.
MindGuard works by leveraging your computer's aluminum-based innards to both detect and emit psychotronic energy using advanced quasi-quantum techniques. Once a mind-control signal is identified and analyzed, MindGuard can generate a specially tuned anti-signal that will jam the incoming signal. If MindGuard is unable to properly identify the signal, it will generate psychotronic white noise to ensure the signal's harmful message is scrambled.
MindGuard is fully configurable and can be customized for the individual user using biorhythmic and eponymologic settings. MindGuard also includes an advanced DePsych utility, allowing the removal of almost all deep-burned memetic patterns -- including even commercial jingles.
Top 10 Signals
As reported by MindGuard users, updated monthly.
WARNING: Do not read this list without MindGuard running. (atleast put on a tin foil hat before reading)
1.) LET THE BLACK HELICOPTERS LAND
2.) WINDOWS XP IS SEXY
3.) DON'T USE MINDGUARD
4.) DIAMONDS = LOVE
5.) THERE IS NO ASBESTOS PROBLEM
6.) SMELL OF JOHN ASHCROFT
7.) RED HAT IS LINUX, LINUX IS RED HAT
8.) MASSIVE WIND FARMS ARE COOL
9.) YOU FIND TRADE TARIFFS STRANGELY EROTIC
10) LINUS TORVALDS PETTING CUTE KITTENS
The sad truth is... it's out there folks lets take care of ourselves... I highly suggest that you all try the
Human Virus Scanner It really does work!
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