Things Men Can Do At Wal-Mart While Their Wives Are Shopping
Things Men Can Do At Wal-Mart While Their Wives Are Shopping...
Put boxes of condoms in people's carts when they aren't looking.
Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.
Say to an employee in an official tone, "Code 3 in housewares" and see what happens.
Ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
Set up a tent in the camping department.
When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry.
Look into a security camera and use it as a mirror to pick your nose.
While handling guns in the hunting department, ask where the anti-depressants are.
In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "Pick Me! Pick Me!
When they make an announcement, scream "No! No! It's those voices again!"
Go into the fitting room, shut the door and then yell, "There's no toilet paper in here!"
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