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Originally Posted by LinkMaster
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Originally Posted by ANGELSP
The other day I talk with Sergi Brein and say it to me :
all the persons who link to your website will have a bonus extra in google searches
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I just had lunch with Larry Page and Sergey Brin today, and they both promised me that anyone who links to my website will get an immediate boost in their Google ranking. |
You had lunch with them yesterday too, eh? They must be really hungry people. I had lunch with them. Isn't that the most incredible BS...er...thing you've ever heard?
Now here's what LP (you don't ever refer to Larry Page by his full name...that's a sin) and Sergey hooked me up with.
Title tag: <> = points
Meta Description tag: <> = points
Directories: <> = points
Inbound Links: <> = points
Anchor Text in Inbound Links: <> = points
Keyword density, relevance: <> = points
DMOZ listing: <> = points
Google Adwords purchasing: <> = points
Number of animals innocently hurt or killed in the making of website: <> = points
Picking up the cheque for Sergey and LP: <> = points
Okay, what does all of this mean? It means that anyone who claims to talk to the Google execs didn't talk to the Google execs. Sorry, ANGELSP, but you're selling a bill of goods.
Anyway, I just found that an incredibly amusing thing to read.