Pardon me... I resemble that remark!
Loved rule #1. Which 1? Well....Let's start with the first 1.
Do you mean to tell me that the toilet seat thing is common to all places where they have indoor plumbing? I always thought that idiosyncrasy common only to US women who had too few problems occupying their lives.
Do women all over the world put those fuzzy toilet seat and tank covers on, so that men have to stand beside the toilet on one foot, whilst holding the lid up with other and trying to urinate? A fellow has to be a blasted circus acrobat to pee these days!
As for gender of my computer being male or female, mine is definitely female. It cost entirely to much to begin with. It gets extrememly temperamental about once a month, and thus you have to spend a day or two stroking and carressing it, to get it over it's ill behaviour. And, it eternally thinks it's output exceeds my input, and that I in no way contribute to the end result, that I only force it to work too hard in search of one.
Rocky
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